The Penguins Adventures Of The Lion King Transcript

Part 1 Circle Of Life


 * (The Penguins Intro)
 * (Walt Disney Pictures Logo)
 * (Walt Disney Pictures presents)
 * (Sun Rises)
 * Chorus: "Nants ingonyama bagithi Baba. Sithi uhm ingonyama eyi yewu. Ingonyama. Nants ingonyama bagithi Baba. Sithi uhhmm ingonyama. Hayibaba. (Ingonyama) Siyonqoba. (Ingonyama) Ingonyama nengw' enamabala."
 * (Animals rises up and walk to Pride Rock)
 * Pin The Penguin Okay penguins now that we're in Africa we are gonna see the birth of the newborn cub
 * Skipper And we are turned into animals I'm a Ostrich
 * Pin I'm a Cheetah
 * Private I'm a Elephant
 * Rico I'm a Zebra
 * Kowalski I'm a Egret
 * Peppy I'm a Rhinoceros
 * Prinplup And i'm a Giraffe
 * Pin Now let's get going
 * Woman: "From the day we arrive on the planet and blinking, step into the sun. There's more to see than can ever be seen, more to do than can ever be done. There's far too much to take in here, more to find than can ever be found. But the sun rolling high, through the sapphire sky keeps great and small on the endless round. It's the Circle of Life"
 * (Zazu Flies By)
 * Woman: "And it moves us all through despair and hope, through faith and love"
 * (Mufasa Nods)
 * (Rafiki Comes Over)
 * Woman: "Till we find our place on the path unwinding, in the Circle, the Circle of Life"
 * (Sarabi Has Baby Simba)
 * (Rafiki smiles and Plays with the Rattle for Simba)
 * (Rafiki cracks it open Dips his Finger inside and Makes a Mark on Simba's Forehead)
 * (Then he grabs dust and pours it on Simba's forehead, Simba sneezes)
 * (Mufasa and Sarabi Smile)
 * (Rafiki takes Simba to the Kingdom for the Animals to see)
 * Pin Here it comes
 * (Rafiki lifts Simba up high)
 * Woman "It's the Circle of Life, and it moves us all through despair and hope, through faith and love. Till we find our place on the path unwinding, in the Circle, the Circle of Life"
 * (The Penguins Adventures Of The Lion King)

Part 2 Scar


 * (A Mouse Walks By Sniffs and Notices a Claw Coming Down)
 * (The Claw, Which Picked up the Mouse, is Scar, Mufasa's Little Brother)
 * Scar: Life's not fair, is it? You see, I-- Well, I shall never be king. Huh. And you shall never see the light of another day. (Chuckles) Adieu. (He Was About to Eat the Mouse When--)
 * Zazu: Didn't your mother ever tell you not to play with your food?
 * Scar: What do you want?
 * Zazu: I'm here to announce that King Mufasa is on his way. So you'd better have a good excuse for missing the ceremony this morning.
 * (The Mouse Leaves)
 * Scar: Oh, now look, Zazu. You've made me lose my lunch.
 * Zazu: Ha! You'll lose more than that when the King gets through with you. He's as mad as a hippo with a hernia.
 * Scar: Oooh, I quiver with fear.
 * Zazu: Now, Scar, don't look at me that way. HELP!!
 * (Scar Traps Zazu)
 * Mufasa: Scar!
 * (Scar Mumbles)
 * Mufasa: Drop him.
 * Zazu: Impeccable timing, Your Majesty.
 * (Scar Spits Zazu Out)
 * (Zazu Groaning)
 * Scar: Why, if it isn't my big brother descending from high, mingling with the commoners.
 * Mufasa: Sarabi and I didn't see you at the presentation of Simba.
 * Scar: That was today? Ohh, I feel simply awful!
 * (Scraping Sound Hurts Zazu's Ears)
 * Scar: Must've slipped my mind.
 * Zazu: Yes. Well, as slippery as your mind is, as the king's brother, you should have been first in line.
 * Scar: Well, I was first in line until the hairball was born.
 * Mufasa: That hairball is my son. And your future king.
 * Scar: Oh, I shall practice my curtsy.
 * (Scar Turns his Back on Mufasa)
 * Mufasa: Don't turn your back on me, Scar!
 * Scar: Oh, no, Mufasa. Perhaps you shouldn't turn your back on me.
 * (Mufasa Roars): IS THAT A CHALLENGE?!?
 * Scar: Temper, temper. I wouldn't dream of challenging you.
 * Zazu: Pity. Why not?
 * Scar: Well, as far as brains go, I got the lion's share. But, when it comes to brute strength... I'm afraid I'm at the shallow end of the gene pool.
 * (Scar Leaves)
 * Pin Excuse us
 * Zazu: Who are you
 * Pin We are the penguins and we just saw your baby
 * Mufasa: How nice of you to say so. What are your names?
 * Pin My name is Pin and this is Skipper Kowalski Prinplup Rico Private and Peppy
 * Mufasa: My name's Mufasa, and this is my assistant, Zazu.
 * Rico Who just walked out of the cave
 * Mufasa: That was my little brother, Scar. He's jealous of my son's position as the new king.
 * (Zazu Sighs): There's one in every family, sire. Two in mine, actually. And they always manage to ruin special occasions.
 * Mufasa: What am I going to do with him?
 * Zazu: He'd make a very handsome throw rug.
 * Mufasa: Zazu.
 * Zazu: And just think. Whenever he gets dirty, you could take him out and beat him.
 * (Mufasa Chuckles)
 * (Scene Fades to Trees, then the Sky Gets Dark, and Rain Pours, and Thunder and Lightning Can be Heard)
 * (Cut to Rafiki's Tree)
 * (Rafiki Grumbling in Gibberish)
 * Rafiki: Mmm. (Giggles) Simba. (He Makes a Mark on the Painting of Simba as he Giggles)

Part 3 Simba's First Day


 * (Simba Looks Outside and Goes to Get Mufasa)
 * Simba: Dad! Dad! Come on, Dad, we gotta go. Wake up.
 * (Lioness Grunts)
 * Simba: Sorry. Dad. Dad.
 * Sarabi: Your son is awake.
 * Mufasa: Before sunrise, he's your son.
 * Simba: Dad! Come on, Dad.
 * (Simba Grabs Mufasa's Ear and Falls Backwards): Whoa!
 * (Simba Hits Mufasa): You promised!
 * Mufasa: Okay, okay. I'm up. I'm up.
 * Simba: Yeah!
 * (Mufasa Yawns)
 * Pin Hey we should go with Simba Make Sure there is too much trouble
 * Skipper Good idea let's do it
 * (Simba Goes Outside and Looks Forward for the Moment)
 * (Sarabi Pats Simba on the Butt)
 * (Simba and Mufasa Go to the Very Top of Pride Rock)
 * (Sarabi Smiles)
 * (Cut to Pride Rock)
 * Mufasa: Look, Simba: Everything the light touches is our kingdom.
 * Simba: Wow.
 * Mufasa: A king's time as ruler rises and falls like the sun. One day, Simba, the sun will set on my time here, and will rise with you as the new king.
 * Pin Then you will be the new king of Pride Rock
 * Simba: And this'll all be mine?
 * Mufasa: Everything.
 * Simba: Everything the light touches. What about that shadowy place?
 * Mufasa: That's beyond our borders. You must never go there, Simba.
 * Kowalski He's right it's too dangerous
 * Simba: But I thought a king can do whatever he wants.
 * Mufasa: Oh, there's more to being king than getting your way all the time.
 * Simba: There's more?
 * (Mufasa Laughs): Simba.
 * (The Gazelles Leap)
 * Mufasa: Everything you see exists together in a delicate balance. As king you need to understand that balance and respect all creatures - from the crawling ant to the leaping antelope.
 * Simba: But, Dad, don't we eat the antelope?
 * Mufasa: Yes, Simba, but let me explain. When we die, our bodies become the grass, and the antelope eat the grass. And so, we are all connected in the great Circle of Life.

Part 4 The Morning Report


 * Zazu: Good morning, Sire!
 * Mufasa: Good morning, Zazu.
 * Zazu: Checking in with the morning report.
 * Mufasa: Fire away.
 * Zazu: "Chimps are going ape, giraffes remain above it all. Elephants remember, though just what I can't recall. Crocodiles are snapping up fresh offers from the banks. Showed interest in my nest egg but I quickly said, "No thanks!" We haven't paid the hornbills and the vultures have a hunch. Not everyone invited will be coming back from lunch." (Nervous Laugh) "This is the morning report, gives you the long and the short. Every grunt, roar and snort, not a tale I distort on the morning report."
 * (Simba Pounces)
 * Mufasa: What are you doing, son?
 * Simba: Pouncing.
 * Mufasa: Let an ol' pro show you how it's done.
 * Zazu: "Oh, the buffalo have got..."
 * Mufasa: Stay low to the ground.
 * Simba: Yeah, okay. Stay low to the ground. Right, yeah.
 * Mufasa: Shh. Not a sound.
 * (Zazu Continues Singing)
 * Mufasa: Take it slow. One more step, then--
 * (Simba Pounces Zazu)
 * (Mufasa Laughs)
 * Simba: "This is the morning report."
 * Pin Gives you the long and short
 * Skipper Every roar grumble and snort
 * Simba: "Not a tale I distort on the morning report."
 * (Zazu is on the Ground)
 * Mufasa: That's very good.
 * Gopher: Zazu.
 * Zazu: Yes?
 * Gopher: Sir, news from the underground.
 * Mufasa: Now, this time--
 * Zazu: Sire! Hyenas in the Pride Lands!
 * Rico I don't like Hyenas you know
 * Simba: I know, Soleil.
 * Mufasa: Zazu, take Simba home.
 * Simba: Oh, Dad, can't I come?
 * Mufasa: No, son.
 * Simba: I never get to go anywhere.
 * Zazu: Oh, young master, one day you will be king. Then you can chase those slobbery mangy stupid poachers from dawn until dusk.

Part 5 Scar and Simba's Conversation


 * (Scar Kicks a Bone Off the Rock)
 * Simba: Hey, Uncle Scar. Guess what.
 * Scar: I despise guessing games.
 * Simba: I'm gonna be king of Pride Rock.
 * Scar (Sarcastically): Oh, goody.
 * Simba: My dad just showed me the whole kingdom, and I'm gonna rule it all! (Laughs)
 * Scar: Yes. Well, forgive me for not leaping for joy. Bad back, you know. (He Lays Down)
 * Simba: Hey, Uncle Scar, when I'm king, what will that make you?
 * Scar: A monkey's uncle.
 * (Simba Laughs): You're so weird.
 * Scar: You have no idea. So, your father showed you the whole kingdom, did he?
 * Simba: Everything.
 * Scar: He didn't show you what's beyond that rise at the northern border.
 * Simba: Well, no. He said I can't go there.
 * Scar: And he's absolutely right. It's far too dangerous. Only the bravest lions go there.
 * Simba: Well, I'm brave. What's out th--?
 * Scar: I'm sorry, Simba. I just can't tell you.
 * Simba: Why not?
 * Scar: Simba, Simba, I'm only looking out for the well-being of my favorite nephew.
 * Simba: Yeah, right. I'm your only nephew.
 * Scar: All the more reason for me to be protective. An elephant graveyard is no place for a young prince. Oops!
 * Simba: An elephant what?
 * Scar: Oh dear, I've said too much. Well, I suppose you'd have found sooner or later, you being so clever and all. Oh, just do me one favor. Promise me you'll never visit that dreadful place.
 * Simba: No problem.
 * Scar: There's a good lad. You run along now and have fun. And remember, it's our little secret.
 * (Simba Leaves)
 * (Scar Smiles Evilly)
 * (Scene Fades to Simba Running to Nala)
 * Simba: Hey, Nala.
 * Nala: Hi, Simba.
 * Simba: Come on. I just heard about this great place.
 * Nala: Simba, I'm kinda in the middle of a bath.
 * Sarabi: And it's time for yours.
 * (Sarabi Grabs Simba and Grooms Him)
 * Simba: Mom! Mom, you're messing up my mane.
 * (Sarabi Grins)
 * Simba: Okay, okay, I'm clean. Can we go now?
 * Nala: So where are we going? It better not be anyplace dumb.
 * Simba: No. It's really cool.
 * Sarabi: So where is this really cool place?
 * Simba: Oh. Around the water hole.
 * Nala: The water hole?! What's so great about the water hole?!
 * Simba: I'll show you when we get there!
 * Nala: Oh. Uh, Mom, can I go with Simba?
 * Sarafina: Hmm. What do you think, Sarabi?
 * Sarabi: Well--
 * Simba and Nala: Please?
 * Sarabi: It's all right with me.
 * Simba: Yeah!
 * Nala: All right!
 * Sarabi: As long as Zazu and the Spacebots go with you.
 * Simba: No! Not Zazu! And not the Spacebots!

Part 6 I Just Can't Wait To Be King


 * Zazu: Step lively. The sooner we get to the water hole, the sooner we can leave.
 * Nala: So where are we really going?
 * Simba: An elephant graveyard.
 * Nala (Loudly): Wow!
 * Simba (Quietly): Shh! Zazu. And the Penguins
 * Nala: Right. So how are we gonna ditch the dodo?
 * (They Whisper)
 * Zazu: Oh, just look at you two. Little seeds of romance blossoming in the savannah. Your parents will be thrilled... what with you’re being betrothed and all.
 * Simba: Be-what?
 * Zazu: Betrothed. Intended. Affianced.
 * Nala: Meaning?
 * Zazu: One day, you two are going to be married!
 * Peppy Married
 * Simba: Yuck!
 * Nala: Eww.
 * Simba: I can't marry her. She's my friend.
 * Nala: Yeah. It'd be so weird.
 * Zazu: Well, sorry to burst your bubble, but you two turtle-doves have no choice. It's a tradition going back generations.
 * Simba: Well, when I'm king, that'll be the first thing to go.
 * Zazu: Not so long as I'm around.
 * Simba: Well, in that case, you're fired.
 * Zazu: Hmmm... Nice try, but only the king can do that.
 * Nala: Well, he's the future king.
 * Simba: Yeah. So you have to do what I tell you.
 * Prinplup No he doesn't
 * Zazu: And with an attitude like that, I'm afraid you're shaping up to be a pretty pathetic king indeed.
 * Simba: Not the way I see it
 * (Simba Jumps in Front of Zazu)
 * Simba: "I'm gonna be a mighty king. So enemies, beware."
 * Zazu: "Well, I've never seen a king of beasts with quite so little hair."
 * Simba: "I'm gonna be the main event like no king was before. I'm brushing up on looking down. I'm working on my ROAR!"
 * Zazu: "Thus far, a rather uninspiring thing."
 * (Elephant Hits Zazu)
 * Simba: "Oh, I just can't wait to be king!"
 * Zazu: You've rather a long way to go, young master, if you think...
 * Simba: "No one saying, 'Do this.'"
 * Zazu: Now when I said that, I―
 * Nala: "No one saying, 'Be there.'"
 * Zazu: What I meant was―
 * Simba: "No one saying, 'Stop that.'"
 * Zazu: Look, what you don't realize―
 * Simba and Nala: "No one saying, 'See here.'"
 * Zazu: Now see here! (Screams)
 * Simba: "Free to run around all day."
 * Zazu: Well, that's definitely out.
 * Simba: "Free to do it all my way!"
 * (Zazu Flies Behind the Color Background)
 * Zazu: "I think it's time that you and I arranged a heart-to-heart."
 * Simba: "Kings don't need advice from little dinos for a start"
 * Zazu: "If this is where the monarchy is headed count me out! Out of service, out of Africa! I wouldn't hang about!" (Screams) "This child is getting wildly out of wing."
 * Simba: "Oh, I just can't wait to be king!"
 * (Simba and Nala Jump to the Music)
 * (Zazu and the Penguins Still Look for Them)
 * Simba "Everybody look left. Everybody look right. Everywhere you look I'm standing in the spotlight."
 * Zazu: Not yet!
 * Chorus: "Let every creature go for broke and sing. Let's hear it in the herd and on the wing. It's gonna be King Simba's finest fling!"
 * Simba and Chorus: "Oh, I just can't wait to be king! Oh, I just can't wait to be king! Oh, I just can't wait... to be king!"
 * (Song Ends)
 * Zazu (Muffled): I beg your pardon, madam, but get off! Simba? Nala?